DivisionByZero

April 14, 2005

My calculator is my sheperd

Filed under: General

from today’s /usr/bin/fortune:

My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want
It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures,
        and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating
        decimal points for the sake of precision.
Yea, tho I walk through the valley of surprise quizzes,
        I will fear no prof, for my calculator is there to hearten me.
It prepareth a log table to comfort me, it prepareth an
        arc sin for me in the presence of my teachers.
It annoints my homework with correct solutions, my interpolations are
        over.
Surely, both precision and accuracy shall follow me all the days of my
        life, and I shall dwell in the house of Texas instruments forever.

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  1. mangamusta lang ko kanus-a nimo i post ang imong pinaka choy nga icon slash avatar dinhi nga blog nimo. hehehe. hohoho.

    Comment by mungkey — April 15, 2005 @ 1:54 pm

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